This one is a classic, when you say look a fire truck and steal french fries... Parent Ninja or Pirate Summoned
When you are able to catch the dropped bottle by the baby you are holding before it hits the ground... Parent Ninja Summoned
When you carry a baby, three bags of groceries, diaper bag, and car seat in the house from the car in one trip... Parent Ninja Summoned
When you catch your son sneaking out of the basement window on Halloween to go to a party because girls knocked on his window, how could he resist, got me Mom... Parent Ninja Summoned.
When you are able to wrestle two little boys in such a way as they never knock heads or hit you in the balls... Parent Ninja summoned
When you are able to have sex, good sex, with your wife and never wake the baby sleeping in the same bed, hey when the spirit moves you... Parent Ninja Summoned
When you try to skip a few pages in the bedtime story to speed the process along because its been a long day and daddy needs a drink, and he notices the error... Parent Ninja NOT Summoned
Your turn post some Parent Ninja moments in the comments.
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