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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I Have Been Promoted!

From Penis Pusher to Butthole Checker!

I am excited to announce that my duties as penis pusher are now over.  Otis no longer needs guidance and can direct his stream solo.  Thank friggin' the almighty.  He is totally solo in the bathroom; however,  my duties are not over in that realm.  He is wiping himself so now I am regulated to butthole(two words or one?) checker.  Are these jobs I can put on my resume?

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